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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

笑话三则
1.作为一个妹纸,出门不带纸我很惭愧,问旁边一个女生借纸,然后她问我:你要湿巾还是卫生纸?我说干的!然后她问:抽纸还是餐巾纸?我说餐巾纸就好她问:你要维达清风还是心相印。。。
我顿时就。。。
2. 我暗恋一妹子,想找机会表白,今天她一闺蜜跟我透露说这个妹子很向往找一个暖男做男友,我认真问她闺蜜:“你看我算不算暖男?”她说“暖男还是要看脸的,你顶多算个热狗!”
3.老板来到办公室,看到好几个女员工在化妆,就训经理:“办公室里有人化妆,你怎么不管管呢?”经理待老板走后对女员工们说:“别听他的,大家继续化。”顿时,办公室一片欢呼。经理又补充道:“长这么难看,还不让化妆,这办公室谁还能呆下去呀!”然后。。。

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