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1楼大中小发表于 2022-10-7 11:20 只看该作者

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笑话三则

1.淑女就是未进化的比卡丘。绅士就是披着羊毛的狼。

2.天塌下来你顶着，我垫着!

3.中文系的女生幻想爱情，数学系的女生计算爱情，历史系的女生抨击爱情，外语系的女生出口爱情。

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