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[短篇] [一代综师]笑话三则

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[一代综师]笑话三则

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内力煮火锅(2024-3-13 21:51)提示: 不应该在标题里加一代综师,而是要在编辑帖子的时候,在标签(TAG)里面加一代综师
1.女人太丑了,不能结婚,想被拐卖。终于,我的梦想实现了,但是半个月都卖不出去。当绑匪把他送回来时,她坚决拒绝下车。绑匪咬紧牙关,跺着脚:走,车走了。
2.20年前,爸爸抱你等公交车的时候,大家都笑孩子长得丑,爸爸哭了。一个卖香蕉的老人拍了拍爸爸说:“不要哭,大哥,给猴子一根香蕉!可怜的家伙。我饿得没有头发。”
3.在飞机上,一只鹦鹉对空姐说:“给我一杯水。”猪跟着鹦鹉,对空姐说:“给我一杯水。”空姐怒不可遏,把鹦鹉和猪都扔下了飞机。这时,鹦鹉对猪说:“傻B,我会飞。”

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