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[短篇] 笑话三則

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笑话三則

1.蓋茨夫人接受採訪時說:“我們家從來不用蘋果的產品,甚至連蘋果都不吃。”坐在一旁的喬布斯不屑地說到:“切,那有什麼了不起,我們家連窗戶都沒有。”紮克伯格說:“你們敢不要face嗎?”
2.小明嫌媽媽做的飯不好吃,為此,小明的媽媽特地報了個培訓班。幾個月後,小明的媽媽用跆拳道打得小明乖乖吃飯了!
3.有一天,小明問他爸爸:“爸爸,我是不是傻孩子啊?”爸爸說:“傻孩子,你怎麼會是傻孩子呢?”

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