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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.还好他爸也会修理
    甲妇:“我家儿子经常弄坏电器,幸好他爸会修理。”
  乙妇:“我家孩子也经常弄坏东西,还好他爸也会修理。”
  甲妇:“你先生也会修理东西?”
  乙妇:“不,他会修理孩子。”

2.我们裸婚吧
  男人对女友说:“我们裸婚吧,今天就去领证”
  女友回答说:“啊!现在还是白天啊?!”

3.这不公平
  甲:“听说王先生去世了,你会去参加他的葬礼吗?”
  乙:“不去,他又不能参加我的葬礼,这不公平!”
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