wz124120176 发表于 2023-11-14 13:12   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1吃饭的时候岳父岳母因为生意上的事情吵嘴。最后岳母说:“我懒得听你埋怨,你再说我就上山里住去,你们谁都别找我。”

岳父撂下饭碗说:“找你干啥,你是人参哪!”

2小时候村里卖冰棍五分钱一个,我和同岁的堂姐一块去买,我给的是五分钱,堂姐给的是一角的,然后冰棒师傅就转手把这五分钱找给堂姐了,那会儿轴啊,就想着那五分钱是我的,凭什么给她,我就一直在她后面追着要钱……要不是冰棒师傅看不下去了,给堂姐换了一个五分的,我还能再撵她两圈!

3昨晚大半夜被电话吵醒,打错了是个女的,还没等我说话,她就问:“老公,你还不回家?”

我一生气直接接了一句:他今天在我这住了!说完就挂了,然后把电话调静音继续睡觉了!

早晨起来一看,147个未接电话,这就对了!

你敢让姐睡不好,姐就让你睡不着!
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