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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1，我想当皇帝，怕罗嗦；想当官，怕事多；想吃
饭，怕刷锅；想揍你一顿，怕惹祸!
2，提着菜刀砍电线，一路霹雳带闪电。
3，我是小肥宅，没事看看剧。不会点外卖，整天吃
方便面！我是女流氓，一笑起来蚊子都灭了！...

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