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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、女儿四岁时耍赖,老婆没惯着她,好不容易周末我睡懒觉~~背景~~娘俩在客厅吵了会,女儿没占到便宜,跑到卧室大喊:李X,赶紧起床管管你老婆,她打你家小孩!

2、姐姐家的女儿,三四岁。一天去我家店里,看到泳衣,非要买。姐姐说这个你长大了才能穿,给她拿了个小孩的。在公交车上她抱着泳衣天真的问:妈妈,是不是等我咪咪长你那么大了,就能给我买那件了?

3、冬冬6岁了,爸爸告诉他,该从爸妈的房间里搬出去,住自己的小房间。
冬冬:“为什么你们要抛弃我?”
爸爸:“是要让你从小就学会独立啊。”
冬冬:“那你和妈妈怎么这么大都没有学会独立呢?”

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