guaishushu179 发表于 2021-12-7 09:37   只看TA 1楼

[短篇] 笑话三则

一、专家指出：女人只要经常花钱，烦恼就会减掉百分之80，情商和智商都会提高。
二、喜欢隔壁班一个男生，有一天鼓起勇气将口袋里的情书塞给他，然后害羞的跑了，回到班级后忐忑不安，不知道他看到会是什么反应。结果放学等公交的时候一掏兜，一块钱没了，情书还在。
三、我哪是什么朴实，节俭，会过日子的人，我只是单纯的没钱而已！
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