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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、你不要看这个妹子在饭局中一言不发只顾玩手机,其实她早就有注意到你了,正在和闺蜜吐槽你呢!!!

2、即便那七个小矮人对白雪公主再怎么好,她最后要牵的却还是王子的手。

3、一个奇怪的现象:长得好看和难看的人都会觉得自己有很多要提高的地方,长相中等的人却大多觉得自己已经很好了。

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